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Fred Weasley (fredtastic) wrote,
@ 2008-06-09 16:48:00

Fred Felix Weasley

Full Name: Fred Felix Weasley
Nicknames: George
Age/Birthday: 24/April 1, 1978
House and Years Attended: Gryffindor, Left in 1996
Blood Status: Pureblood, but George has some troll in him.
Occupation (if applicable): Co-owner of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Currently a mail order business. Oh and also.. all around wicked awesome person.
Alliance: The Good Guys.
Status in Society (see the Available Characters page for options)*: Order Member in Hiding
Boggart: George dead
Patronus: Hyena. What? It's funny.

Personality (include several weaknesses and strengths): Weakness? Weakness! He doesn't have a weakness. Being a cocky, show off, arrogant goofball is a combination of all the finest strengths known to wizard kind. Really. But if he must own up to them, Fred would like to point out that sometimes his head gets a bit too big for his body. And on occasion, there's a chance he's overly confident which can get him into some trouble. Aside from those minor, barely there imperfections, Fred is really quite fantastic. Well, if you ignore the slight cruel streak to him when it comes to those he doesn't like. That's it though. Really. He's good besides that.</font></div>

Fred is a jokester. Whether his jokes make others laugh or amuse him depends on the situation. If you're a friend and in need of cheering up, Fred is there with a smile and a plan to make you smile again. But if you're someone who he doesn't like, Fred is still right there. Only this time he has a devious plot to make your life hell for awhile.

He is incredibly intelligent, but would rather learn by doing than reading. Books are great for holding his coffee table up. Anything else, he'll figure out on his own, thanks. He's also a very loyal person and once you're his friend, he's going to do everything in his power to protect you.

Family and Friends (list relationships with them):

Molly: Fred loves his Mum. He really does. No one on Earth is a more loving woman than Molly Weasley. But no woman on Earth is scarier than Molly when she gets mad. And Fred, well he lives for danger so he delights in doing things to set his Mum off. But that doesn't mean he doesn't love her!

Arthur: Everything Fred knows about loyalty comes from his father. Fred truly appreciates how hard his dad worked for all those years to make sure they had anything they needed. Fred's goal is to make sure that his father gets to retire comfortably after working so hard. Oh and also.. Arthur loves his jokes so that makes him awesome. Nearly as awesome as Fred.

Bill: The oldest. Maybe not the wisest, but the oldest. Fred thinks Bill is pretty damn cool. And his wife is hot. Well? She is. Plus his niece is all kinds of adorable. Fred would never admit it, but he is rather impressed with Bill's intelligence and that whole.. happy husband and dad thing.

Charlie: Now, Charlie is the kind of brother Fred can really like. Dragons? Exotic lands? Niiice. Fred approves! Since Charlie is away a lot, they aren't the closest siblings, but Fred likes him just fine.

Percy: Prat. Nuff said.

George: The ying to his yang. The butter to his toast. The fruit to his loom. George Weasley is the second coolest man on Earth. Second only to Fred, of course. There is nothing, nada, zilch, zip that Fred won't do for his twin. They've spend their entire lives together and Fred plans on keeping it that way. George keeps Fred focused when he gets a bit too carried away for his own good. And, of course, he compliments Fred perfectly. They are as close as close can be, etc etc.

Ron: Ickle Ronniekins. Just the cutest ickle thing there ever was with his shiny prefect badge and those ickle freckles all over. Fred just loves his ickle Ronniekins to death.

Ginny: Goodness. Could Fred be any prouder of anyone? That little hellion is everything he could've hoped for. She's smart, funny, and wicked. He loves her. He'll kill you if you touch her. No really. Death.

Lee: His best friend, next to George. The perfect addition to all that is Gred. Or Feorge. Either way, Lee kicks a lot of arse, makes Fred laugh and is always up for trouble.

Angelina: Angel. What can he say about Angel? He adores her completely and will hurt anyone that hurts her. Plus, she bosses him around (or tries to) and it's cute.

Alicia: Allycat. She's spunky. Cute. Did he mention cute? One of his girls, Fred adores her.

Katie: The baby of his girls. So what if it's only a year younger, that doesn't mean he doesn't remind her of it all the time. Like his other girls, Fred adores her and worships at her feet.

Appearance (paragraph minimum.): Well he has red hair. And freckles. Oh and he's pale. He's also shorter than his ickle brother which brothers him, but not too much. Fred looks very comfortable. His clothes are usually wrinkled a bit or rather worn looking. And chances are there is a burn mark or two. He's usually smiling or smirking and there is always, always a wicked glint in his eye. You can take one look at Fred and know that he is up to no good whatsoever. Oh and also.. he looks just like George. Handy that since they are twins and all.
PB: Phelps Twins
Sexuality: Fred brings all the ladies to the yard.
Achievements (OWLS, NEWTS, Animagus, Quidditch, etc.):

OWLS: Oh, did he take those? Right.. he got three. Charms, Transfiguration and DADA. Impressive, isn't he?

NEWTS: NEWTS are for squares.

Quidditch: The all time best beater the Gryffindor team ever did see.
Hobbies (Quidditch, Astronomy, Chess, Gob Stones):

Quidditch: Duh. He loves it.

Jokes: Making them, listening to them, etc etc. Jokes are one true love.

Women: Hey, women can be a hobby. A really fun, sweaty and enjoyable hobby.

Biography (three paragraphs minimum): Born on April 1, 1978, Fred greeted the world with a loud cry and never really shut up. Sandwiched between three older brothers and a baby brother and baby sister, Fred and his ever faithful sidekick George spent their childhood in the lovely and wonderful St Ottery Catchpole. The two angels grew up as model children, never doing a single thing wrong. Really. They swear. And if you think they did anything, Percy did it. Or Ron. Never the twins.

Gryffindors like every other Weasley, Fred and George spent their time at Hogwarts playing jokes and causing trouble. Their favourite victims were the Slytherins and mostly the idiots on the Slytherin Quidditch team. A second favourite target was their older brother Percy. Because nothing was more amusing than watching Percy try and give them detention.

Things changed a bit when their ickle brother became best mates with none other than Harry Potter. Mayhem seemed to follow whenever Ron and Harry went. Like the time their little sister was taken and nearly killed. Or the time their dad was bitten by a bloody snake and nearly died. And then Bill nearly died. Really, it got a little old. But Fred and George persevered. They were warriors! Oh and they had a lot of prize money from Harry after he won the TriWizard Cup. That sure came in handy when they opened Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. At first, the shop was nothing more than a mail order business. Fred and George loved their work. Loved it. They supplied the good people of the wizarding world with what they really needed. A laugh.

And the Umbitch came to town. And Fred and George spent their seventh year in hell. First they were banned from Quidditch after getting into an innocent little fight. Then they had to listen about being banned from Quidditch by Angelina for months. (Which, really, was worse that getting banned in the first place.) That year, to put it nicely, sucked Dragon balls. And so Fred and George decided to quit Hogwarts before their NEWTs. They arranged a fantastic exit which is still talked about to this day. Yes, they know they are awesome. But please, tell them again.

After leaving Hogwarts, Fred and George set up shop in Diagon Alley. WWW was a huge success. No real surprise there. They were brilliant after all. The twins began to branch out to other products from Headless Hats to Edible Dark Marks. Sure their Mum was less than pleased with their decision to leave school, but thankfully they did well enough that she didn't have much reason to complain.

Then, one day, on a sunny and beautiful day when his brother decided to settle down and be respectable.. Fred's life changed. Death Eaters stormed the Burrow and set people running off in different directions. For awhile, Fred and George bounced around England. But there was one drawback. The twins were unable to stay quiet. And so, as they learned about each citizen who received a slave into their home, Fred and George paid them a little visit. Roaring lions pranced through the yards, houses were charmed to be red and gold, and fireworks and dung bombs were sent along with the daily post. This, of course, made the twins targets and soon they fled to Amsterdam before they were locked up or worse.

In that beautiful, wonderful city, the twins found their own version of Eden. They drank to their heart's content, smoked as much as they pleased and spent more than one night blitzed out of their mind. Fred and George found themselves a nice two bedroom flat above their favourite bar and continued to send care packages to all the best Death Eaters and Voldemort supporters they could. Occasionally they ventured back to England to deliver a few of those packages in person.