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May. 26th, 2009

[TWIN HEX]

OI. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

Apr. 25th, 2009

[Hexed from Angelina and Leanne]

HEY. CARROW. MY BROTHER AND I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

Apr. 4th, 2009

[Hexed Private to Charlie, Using Angie's Wand]

I feel like I should be upset that I killed a man. But I'm not.

Apr. 1st, 2009

[Hexed To Family Using Ang's Wand]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
IT'S GOOD TO BE FREE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Mar. 28th, 2009

I bet you wish you had a beard too.

Ha.

Mar. 4th, 2009

[Hexed to Angelina & George, By Leanne]

You guys want to come by tomorrow?

Feb. 17th, 2009

[Hexed to George and Angelina by Leanne]

Don't come try and get me. I'm needed here.

Feb. 13th, 2009

I'm out.

Feb. 9th, 2009

Look. Enough.

This isn't the Order I agreed to support.

I quit.

Jan. 28th, 2009

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

Jan. 23rd, 2009

What do ghouls serve for dessert?

Jan. 21st, 2009

It fucking sucks here.

So, no one is allowed to give Percy shit ever again. I said so.

Hey Ang? Don't.. you know.. kill anyone.

Jan. 7th, 2009

Operation Stupidity

[Twin Hex]

I think one in the morning is our best bet. The place should be pretty empty.

Jan. 2nd, 2009

[Hexed to Weasleys]

ROLL CALL. NOW.

Added In

IT'S PERCY. THAT BITCH GOT PERCY.

Jan. 1st, 2009

Note: Powdered Newt does not taste good. Do not mistake it for garlic salt the next time you're cooking.

Note: Teach Angelina how to do laundry. Again.

Note: Get more waters snake venom.

Dec. 22nd, 2008

[Hexed to Weasleys and little prats who stole my baby sister away. And that girl who keeps the idiot baby brother in check, too.]

Christmas Eve. My farmhouse. There are enough beds for everyone. We're all waking up together on Christmas Day.

If you argue, George and I will force feed you Ton Tongue Toffee by the pound.

Dec. 15th, 2008

[Hexed from Death Eaters, Death Eater Supporters AND Angelina]

I can't top a suprise wedding and a dog.

Ideas, people.

Nevermind.

George. Lee. Charlie. Ron.

I need your help.

Dec. 5th, 2008

[Hexed to Free Order]

The Department of Mysteries took something from me and I want it back.

Anything else we need from the Ministry? Because we might as well make it a one stop shopping deal.

Nov. 15th, 2008

ATTENTION ATTENTION PLEASE

I have PHOTOGRAPHIC proof that Conrad Warrington takes it up the arse from You Know Who.

I always knew he was a ponce.

( Spellotaped (and a little offensive.. just saying) )

Oct. 29th, 2008

[Hexed to Family and Friends]

In case you were wondering... we'll be back home soon.

Did someone clean up my barn? George, you better have cleaned up my barn.
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You know what England needs? Hula dancers.